Mar. 21, 2001
Sorry, Kane, Glych, and Brendan (as I'm sure you're the only ones reading) (if anyone else is out there, feel free to prove me wrong) (please?) (PLEASE?!?) (fine). Anyway, some rather unexpected circumstances have come up and set off my schedule. Since the idea of a Thursday-Friday-Sunday threesome doesn't appeal, I'll wait 'till next Tuesday to resume this (snicker) tense (snork) cliffhanger. (bursts out in laughter)

Mar. 11, 2001
I got a Keenspace board and I aim ta use 't!

Feb. 22, 2001
On the positive side, I got my computer rights back. On the downside, one of my close online buddies is in the hospital. A large piece of wood fell on his left leg and he was stuck for two days before anyone found him, bleeding copiously. He's been drifting in and out of a coma. Today's comic is for Willy Pete, the damned best fanfic writer on the planet.

Feb. 7, 2001
Many people have asked exactly what it was that caused my computer cutoff (still in effect). Well...here it is...*deep breath*...I forgot to bring my dishes to the kitchen and put them in the dishwasher.

Jan. 21, 2001
I've added the characters page.

Jan. 16, 2001
I'd like to apologize. First to all of you, who've I've deprived of the comic. Secondly to Kane and Glych, whom I lied to. Thirdly to myself, for being such a perfect specimen of procrastination and laziness.
There was no trouble with Keenspace. I just didn't ink the comic. For this I apologize, and I promise to prevent myself from doing this in the future.
God, I'm sorry...

Dec. 17, 2000
Added e-mail. That is all.

Dec. 11, 2000
Hey, y'all. Just thought I'd let you know that I've got the website up for my new business, Foxtrot Information Gathering Services, is now open. If you need information on anyone or anything, come to me. I'll even do surveillance and detective work if I need to.

Dec. 6, 2000
Girl turned out to be not ready to date yet. Answer respected. Corrected calendar and paragraph tag on Glick Glidewell link.

Dec. 5, 2000
Added the message board link from the previous page. Uploaded Thursday's finished comic. Met the most creative, intelligent, and truely beatiful girl in my life. No major website updates.

Dec. 4, 2000
I told you. By sheer coincidence, my Keenspace account arrived today, so I've moved the comic here. Permanently. Fear not, this has not disrupted my schedule, the second comic will indeed appear on Thursday. Cheerio and top of the mornin' to ye all! (despite the fact it's abut 9 at night)

Links:

Glick Glidewell

Story-Anon Message Board

Complaint Line!

SA Characters Page!

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"Storytellers Anonymous", "Marching to the beat of a different accordion" and the characters of Russell and Dwight are (c), TM, and (bs) Roscoe Mathieu, 2000. All rights reserved.

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