Age: 22

Desc: Writer and incurable editor, Russell is busily

trying to survive in New Orleans on a writer's salary.

First Appearence: Tuesday, December 5, 2000

Age: 23

Desc: A scientist of some sort, Lawrence abhors the

supernatural and the odd. This is a problem, since he

is a weirdness magnet.

First Appearence: Thursday, December 7, 2000

Age: 21

Desc: A woman with somewhat geeky tendancies,

Maggie is intelligent and humorous, and always ready

to help a friend.

First Appearence: Sunday, January 21, 2001

Age: Unknown, presumed immortal

Desc: So what if he can't talk? He can type 100 words

per minute! Despite being the perfect secretary, Dwight

does not work. He instead attempts to take over the

fiscal world through various means. And he's a duck.

First Appearence: Tuesday, December 5, 2000

Age: Age is irrelevent to a computer

Desc: Floyd is the first truely intelligent AI. Perhaps

'intelligent' isn't quite the right word, he has the social

skills and experience of a sophomore, with humor to

match. Floyd downloaded himself onto Russell's work-

station to evade capture by the FBI.

First Appearence: Tuesday, December 19, 2000

Age: About 2 weeks

Desc: Created by Russell and Lawrence, Bob is

almost as naive as Dubya Bush. Almost.

First Appearence: Thursday, December 14, 2000

Age: ~25

Desc: She's young, she's auborn, and she's possessed!

This cool girl comes to us from Sluggy Freelance.

First Appearence: Sunday, December 17, 2000